How to Become a Gold Masked Creature:

The first step in becoming an elite golden creature is to eat golden roasted turkey. This will help you with your understanding of golden creatures. In fact, this morning there was a flock of turkeys very near. It would be simple to go out, kill one, and eat it in golden marinade. A second sign that you are on your way is you will have adream abuot golden things, or creatures. Masks may appear in your dream as well. The third and final step must only be taken after your dream, and this is to buy a golden mask and run around like an animal or monster in a public place. Once you have completed these tasks, elite golden creatureness will be granted by the high golden racoon.