Guess What?

brought to you today is a new feature: 


"GUESS WHAT?"


can you guess what creature is in this picture?
the person with the closest answer wins the priceless prize of....

always being in high regard by the gold masked raccoon, our leader!

now, just post your guess in the comments below!
Contest expires in 7 days- on the 7th of October!

can gold masked creatures learn alternate languages?

the answer is, yes they can! in fact, nearly all gold masked creatures know a word or two in many languages! French, English, Spanish, Portugeuse and Japanese are common languages among GMCs. YAY!

A GMC poem

 This is a poem portraying the bravery and strength of one gold masked creature. You could become this powerful if you worked hard at becoming a GMC!!!


by Me



You smell like an elf,

The old lady said to herself like a wizened old crab gone into rehab.

She peered at the creature with her small eyes

Which bounced in her head like a bear, sterilized

Chucking it in the trunk of her truck,

She sang “cluck, cluck” and drove to Spain, all the way in the rain.

On the way there she tried to murder the thing,

Started to sing as it was tied to a mast and she aimed a dart gun straight-forward, fast.

The creature was quick and dodged the arrow,

Fast as a finch, flight as a sparrow.

She got out of the cab,

Grabbed the thing in the trunk and started to be punk.

Oh, she gelled up her hair,

While the thing started to stare, so she grabbed its ear and gave it a hear…

“you hear me, you monster, you listen you skunk,

You think you know all but you’re just a fat monk,

And what do you do but stare at the wall? Why Nada, zero, nothing at all.”

They commenced to go away,

Far far away for the sky was all gray, and there was no pay.

Back in the back,

The thing had a snack of corn that was yellow and black,

Schemed up a plan,

And ate plenty of flan while it prepared for the end

Of the treachery, the pain, the scowling and the rain!

The time was right so it crawled out the hatch with a batch of cookies and into the night

Meanwhile the lady was taking a dump,

In the port-a-potty that sat all by itself…

At the edge of the woods…

When boom, zoom, clompity clomp,

A super-sized superman sprung out, fat from the cookies and strong from the sneers, he climbed up the honey pot, got in his hand a bottle of beers.

He smashed the beer and the glass broke the top, for miles around the fat elder

Was heard screaming out!

Her business was interrupted, her important date on the plate of which many have sat to this date.

So she was MAD!

Running back to the car she was attacked by a creature,

With many a strange feature, the thingy said YARR!!

Plunging the broken shards deep into her heart,

The day was saved, the lady no longer

An evil to ponder, why she was dead in the woods,

And many more goods returned to the earth, for a long way yonder.

THE END

Animals and Golden Creatures

In the third and final step of becoming an elite golden creature, you must run around like a creature. There is more to it than that, though! First, you must find YOUR creature: a turkey, beetle, or maybe even a worm. There are endless possibilities. A gopher with buckteeth is an entirely different creature than a constipated gopher. Facial expression, appearance and posture have a lot to do with your creature. The harder you try and more defined your creature imitaion is, the more likely you are to become an elite colden creature (the high golden racoon chooses his subjects carefully) Find your golden cerature today. It may appear to you or you may find it. You may think of it, or it will be thrust upon you. It is your choice.... good luck!

GMC QUIZ!

 do you have the power to become a GMC? Find out on this great quiz...

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-quiz.php?id=1103292155428437&a=1&

Enjoy! Good Luck! 

Sorry, I tried to post this directly to the blog, but it didn't work. poo.

Post your results as a comment! Let's see what you got!

Masked Kitty Creature

Meet Tiger, skinny kitty and role model to all- she proves that even animals can become G.M.C.s! (Not General Motors, but Golden Masked Creatures) Here is a wonder to ponder- can cats get dreams, and if so, how do they know the signs? Can we unravel a secret of the universe? Is this an omen???

my cat, Tiger, when she doesn't have her gold mask on

when she does have her golden mask on

Possible Golden Masks

Possible Golden Masks

Other Golden Creatures!

This link will take you to an amazing array of golden creatures! One might just be YOUR golden creature.

http://webecoist.com/2010/08/17/animal-metallicism-10-amazing-golden-creatures/

The Golden Scarab Beetle

This is A Turkey

The flock of turkeys seen consisted of two females and two males. This image shows male turkeys! Is the turkey YOUR creature? Try running around like a turkey!

How to Become a Gold Masked Creature:

The first step in becoming an elite golden creature is to eat golden roasted turkey. This will help you with your understanding of golden creatures. In fact, this morning there was a flock of turkeys very near. It would be simple to go out, kill one, and eat it in golden marinade. A second sign that you are on your way is you will have adream abuot golden things, or creatures. Masks may appear in your dream as well. The third and final step must only be taken after your dream, and this is to buy a golden mask and run around like an animal or monster in a public place. Once you have completed these tasks, elite golden creatureness will be granted by the high golden racoon.